Adventures in Mothering July 16, 2008

So, the girls and I had a fun day at the beach with 8 other Mom's and 15 kids. We arrived home and went straight to my bathroom. Turned water on to fill up tub. Stepped out of the room for a split second...Ashley ripped her diaper off and peed all over the floor then managed to slip and fall in it. Ok...I put them in tub and managed to clean the floor. Then I jump in the shower (tub is in the same room) All of a sudden Elizabeth screams! Ashley had pooped (I'm talking major poop) in the tub. I jump out grabbed Elizabeth first...throw her in shower then the same for the pooper (Ashley) and proceed to wash them. Finally got us all out of shower and dry...poop still floating around in tub. Sent Elizabeth to watch TV and I promptly put the pooper in the crib. I go back and clean the poop out of the tub and throw away all toys in the tub. I used half a bottle of soft scrub with bleach. It is now clean and I am now all spent out for the day. This theme park is closed!!!!!!